Wednesday, May 30, 2012

But you didn't have to cut me off 2 - Goyte Skywalker

So I blogged about my latest earworm "Somebody that I used to know."  last Saturday and I was very surprise to see that I actually have quite a bit of clicks coming onto my blog because of that post. So being Captain obvious I think people like it and thus I put in a lil more effort and found a few more. 

I'm not too sure if you guys even find it funny or you just like the song but I really think it's funny. 





So that's about all that I could find online and after seeing so many of other people's work. I thought I could do something too! And me being the geek my first reference to "cut off" has to be this.. 

AHHH WA EH CHIU!!!

I'm even surprise nobody did this one already! And yeah, I can't find a really good screen cap of that scene. 

Mr.Smith, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF!!! (You could wax if you want.)

Monday, May 28, 2012

Xiaxue : Faces of haters.

I guess the most read post for the whole of last week and coming week should goes to Xiaxue's faces of haters. If you haven't read that blogpost and you are actually reading my blog; I wanna say thank you very much and then I wanna say please go read that post. It's kind of entertaining and educational too. Why educational? We'll see.

I think Xiaxue totally deserves a meme.
Read count aside and with an article like this, there came two camps of thoughts about how gutsy she is for doing that and fans and even non-fans cheered for her, but of course on the other hand there are people who disagree with what she has done saying that it's pretty much unnecessary and it's an act of cyber bullying. This could be the first time I am on XX's side cause she didn't start the fire. (For once - I guess.)



Let's be objective, I ain't the biggest fan of Lightning Clan but when it comes to politics we should totally be objective about it and NOT doing all the personal attack and saying things base on nothing. This is totally not cool.

My take over for this saga is pretty straightforward but yet I think the message is very impactful here; "Keyboard Warrior: What goes around comes around." You want to play the troll game online and think you can get away with it as easy as fcuking a geylang prostitute? Think again, this is the type when you mess with the wrong people and you get name and shame.


Xiaxue being Xiaxue will name you, shame you, wack you and then hang you out in the public and dry. No, do not get me wrong, I am not saying she is bitchy that way but I am saying she is just that daring when it comes to things like this. Well on the other hand I am very sure Xiaxue knows her price to pay/things to watch out for as for all you know she might be treading the line and may not know who she is offending too. On Singapore Blogosphere she IS the queen but we have corporate world and even the BENGosphere* so basically one just can't win it all.

So kids, the next time you think you can simply write something on other people's facebook and think that you can get away, think again.

On a lighter note: CONGRATS GUYS! YOU GUYS ARE (IN)FAMOUS! I didn't even managed to get featured by our queen despite the number of years I've been blogging. You guys got a break through and now all you have to do is be shameless and start a blog!

Mr.Smith, you might be behind a monitor(or phone) while talking online, you can hide but not for long.

*BENGosphere is like blogosphere but for ah beng lah. AKA "The Underworld". (No, not the Aaron tan only love you deep d3ep.)

We will hunt you and rape you. Then kill you. You've been warn.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

But you didn't have to cut me off...

So recently I was introduced to this awesome song that came with a weird MTV.



Somebody that I used to know.

So i thought the song was pretty good and all but the MTV and the guy's face was really hilarious.

And what is even more hilarious is once again our 9gaggers.






I remember there were a few more but I don't seem to be able to find it. I guess that is the only problem with 9gag which is the way of keeping track of old post.

Anyway, Enjoy!

Mr.Smith, you didn't have to cut me off...

Friday, May 25, 2012

I was insulted in the Cinema - Ayam Brand Club Sardine.

So I was watching Men In Black 3 yesterday, (By the way it's a very awesome movie, which for the obvious reason not the main concern in this post.) and before the show started they played many advertisements and one of them is by Ayam Brand.  (Dear Ayam Brand, you can thank me later for the views.)



So what is wrong with this advertisement? I can feel that they wish to target younger crowd and make the product look hip BUT two girls taking out a can of SARDINE at a club? Is it because it's "CLUB" SARDINE so you need to eat it in a club? WHO THE FUCK EATS SARDINE WHILE CLUBBING??



So me being me burst out laughing out loud at the scene where the girls took out the sardine can and that's where the horror happened. *JENG JENG JENG*

After my loud laughter I overheard a dude's voice telling the girlfriend and explaining the advertisement and the conversation go something like this:

Douchebagude: "You know why they made this advertisement?" 
Girl: "Don't know wor."


D: "Ayam brand wanna rebrand their image to a younger image so they did some research that this is what attracts the younger crowd. This kind of thing only people who studied marketing will understand, people who don't do marketing will just think that it is a joke." 

Look! It's Singapore very own Superhero!



See, on top of being "Captain Obvious", what this guy did was totally not tasteful. He said it out loud to put me down trying to impress his girl. Seriously? You mean your "some research" didn't tell you that the person in front of you can totally hear what you say as well as the chance of the person is really laughing at it cause he is in the industry and still find that the advertisement SUCKS?!

I wanted to turn around and talk to him but I decided not to spoilt my night for some douchebag and I just kept quiet but I did turn around and stare at him when the show ended. He looks something like this:


So seriously, I think people should really think about what they say in the public especially when they erm... are not very smart themselves.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the advertisement and feel free to leave me your comment if you think that the advertisement is a really good one. I welcome comments and I take them seriously.

Mr.Smith, I really feel like eating some sardine now.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Please support me for "Hair for Hope 2012"

Dear Readers,

have you heard about the event "Hair for Hope"?








(History) From their website:

The idea for Hair for Hope came about from a group of volunteers of Children’s Cancer Foundation (CCF).

Understanding the ordeals that children with cancer are subjected to, 9 volunteers decided to shave their heads as a symbolic gesture to help create awareness for children with cancer, in conjunction with the annual CCF fundraising event, Tulips Hearts Day.

With the kind support of Lush Hair Creation’s hair stylists, CCF volunteers had their crown shaven and polished to shine, attracting $2,000 in donation towards Children’s Cancer Foundation.



This year is their 10th installment and I am going to do my part for Children's Cancer Foundation too!

For those of you who did spend some time talking to me before would know why I am pro Cancer fighting campaigns and in fact i do donate a small sum of money money to Singapore Cancer Foundation as well. (Although I find that they are getting a little too commercialise these days.)

Anyway it's also because I hope I will look like this after I shave:


Maybe not? Or maybe I will look like the observer from Fringe?



Wait, to look like him I need to shave my eye brows too right?


Anyway, so can I have you guys to show a little support? $1? $2? This is the time I am really calling for a #IDonate$2 liao.  MAKE DONATION!
















Thank you very much guys! XOXO

Mr.Smith, will I look like Kobe Bryant when I am done?
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